No Pants, Please.

Oi. I'm Jay.

I'm in league with Miri, my fellow Boots Crusader of the Polite, Civil, and Sweet Variety.

22. Absurdly silly person. Grad student in English, but has a BA in and passion for Latin, too, hence the Latin handle. :]

And this is where I snark and gush about comics. Or Michelle Dockery. Or other things that I randomly but unabashedly love.

But let me be straight with you.

I'm shamelessly, hopelessly, and incorrigibly infatuated with Rose Wilson... and, well, all those damn Wilsons, really. Needless to say, I'm always game for swooning over her badass self and talking about her nonstop.

I actually run FUCKYEAHROSEWILSON.TUMBLR.COM, so you might wanna check it out!

showyousometacos replied to your photo: [Doctor 13: Architecture & Morality Pt. 6] Who…

omg this is SO GREAT *_*

Ugh, right?

It was the last thing I was expecting, and I sort of stared at the page for two minutes or something in appreciation.

This whole comic is so meta, anyway, and it’s therefore awesome.

Plus, it’s drawn by Cliff Chiang. And Traci 13 is the BEST.


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wonderarity replied to your post: So an update on Steph the baby robin who’s been…

Jay is now Mama Bats

I just can’t help but go out there all the time and check on her. I have to defend her from all 8 of my neighbor’s asshole cats ://///

Actually, we just had a panic that we couldn’t find her and that she may be locked outside with the cats; thankfully, she’d just fallen behind the box she’d been sitting on. She’s pretty dopey, haha.

But it’s hilarious how often “Hey, where’s Steph at? She ok?” comes up daily around here, followed by an obsessively protective visit to the garage.

itspitchperfect replied to your post: So an update on Steph the baby robin who’s been…

Aaaaw. This whole situation is too precious.

Hah, I just can’t bear the thought of something bad happening to her just because she wants to fly and can’t get the hang of it. Her brothers and sisters are still up in the nest while she’s being a dangerously bold go-getter.

It’s endearing to a girl like me.


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 Tagged as: replies, wonderarity, itspitchperfect, real robins in my garage, and Steph is just too bold to stay in the nest, even though she can't fly, subtext again?, wait no, no I can't do it, not again,


isaidquirky replied to your photo: So, a baby robin has found itself stranded in our…

d y i n g

Let’s imagine that the paint stick is the batmobile ok?


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emeraldtempest replied to your post: AHFKJDHAFHHDFKASHFDKAHFM

THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU RIGHT NOW! FUCK. CHELSEA IS TENACIOUS.

I’M STILL IN SHOCK, HOLLY. AND ALSO OUT OF BREATH FROM ALL MY RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE AND DOWN THE STREET AND STUFF.

I’M JUST SO PROUD OF THEM AND THEIR SPIRIT AND TENACITY AND WILLPOWER.


Tagged as: replies, emeraldtempest, THANKS SO MUCH BTW, ALSO WHAT IS LOWERCASE, I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN,


andysar replied to your post: andysar replied to your video: Go, Chaka….

YES I CAN AND OMG her hair is growing back and she looks so cute and puffy and AWWWW Chaka and I love your voice adhashdh and meow!

Ahhhhh, isn’t she such a babe? Like, I knew you’d think so! You’re my cat lover-wife-idol, so I’m just glad you could finally see the video <3 And lol, isn’t her hair growing back sooooo fucking fast? I agree, and it astounds me!

But oh man, don’t say stuff about my voice… Like, you’re all sweet, but I totally sound like a 12 year-old. I’ve come to terms with it, but oh man, Chaka’s meow is soooo much cuter!

(see what I did there?)


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Anonymous Asked:
I love you Jay. I swoon over you nightly.

My answer:

Ah, yoooou.

Whoever you are, Anon, thank so much for that! You’ve made my night, honestly…. I really don’t know what to say, really.

So what I will say?: thank you for following along, and thanks for such a heartfelt message. Feel my hug, wherever you are, because I’m giving it to you nightly!


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andysar replied to your video: Go, Chaka. Goooooooooooo

aidhashd JAY THIS WON’T LOAD FOR ME

THE WORST. Sorry, beloved!

Here’s a link to the Youtube I just put up for you (:D) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOYoLe2f3U&list=HL1337312219&feature=mh_lolz


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itspitchperfect replied to your video: Go, Chaka. Goooooooooooo

She’s so cute and tiny!

punk-is-evil replied to your video: Go, Chaka. Goooooooooooo

“be all cute and fuck” hahaha. your cat is viciously adorable. i wanna touch it even though i’m allegeic.

Isn’t she the tiniest, cutest little baby?

Like.

She was being too adorable playing with that snow boot all alone, so I couldn’t help but be all in her fucking face with my phone.

More importantly, it feels good that my boys approve of my cute little kitty (and my being all up in her business).


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asfornow replied to your post: fuckyeahbatgirls replied to your chat: Dad on the…

You should draw a picture of yourself as Wonder Woman :)

Ah, you’re so right, Ammy!

I’ll definitely do that! <3


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fuckyeahbatgirls replied to your chat: Dad on the phone with a client: …. Oh yeah?…

no i’m pretty sure you actually are wonder woman

Aw, that’s the sweetest of you to say, especially since being Wonder Woman is, like, my actual “career goal” in life. I may or may not actually write that on all of my applications. What do you mean that’s not a legitimate career goal? Have you SEEN Themyscira and all the badass women who live there? Just sayin’.

My point? Thank you for saying so.

You’re fabulous <3


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