—By Jessica Lynn Gonzalez
—By Matt Buck
—Corey Lewis
—Michael Walsh
—Yue Wang, “Princess Mononoke.”
[The cover to The Avengers: Earth’s Merriest Heroes Special #1: Chris Sims’s and Kerry Callen’s holiday contribution to CA’s “Great Comics That Never Happened!”]
Dear Chris Sims and the Comics Alliance staff,
I love you.
—By Ivan Camelo, via Comics Alliance.
They want to be cuddled forever by me, clearly.
CLEARLY.
“If it’s between those guys — er, pets — then I’m going to give it to Streaky, if for no other reason than his awesome lightning bolt fur and the fact that he once punched out a master of space karate.

Honestly, in an era when the Internet has proven that people love nothing more than looking at pictures of cats, I will never understand why Streaky isn’t holding down two monthly ongoing series.”
—Chris Sims, from “Ask Chris #74: Who is the Best Super-pet?” on ComicsAlliance.
Yeah, so I just couldn’t stop laughing at this.
Between the “SUPERCAT’S AS POWERFUL AS SUPERBOY! HE CAN HANDLE US ALL…. OHH!” and Sims’s comment on how Streaky should, by all internet precedents, be considered A GOD AMONG INTERNET CATS, I lost it.
Also, Streaky was the only right answer to this question, haha.