No Pants, Please.

Oi. I'm Jay.

I'm in league with Miri, my fellow Boots Crusader of the Polite, Civil, and Sweet Variety.

22. Absurdly silly person. Grad student in English, but has a BA in and passion for Latin, too, hence the Latin handle. :]

And this is where I snark and gush about comics. Or Michelle Dockery. Or other things that I randomly but unabashedly love.

But let me be straight with you.

I'm shamelessly, hopelessly, and incorrigibly infatuated with Rose Wilson... and, well, all those damn Wilsons, really. Needless to say, I'm always game for swooning over her badass self and talking about her nonstop.

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Dear DC Dictionary, Your entry for “horn” is entirely confusing to me and has me reevaluating many of my preconceived notions, standard or dirty, of the word “horn.” First you give us a tub full of sexual subtext with the “horn almost pok[ing] Supergirl,” and the whole “hard, pointed thing growing” shit does not at all help with this perception. But then you get to the “horn” as an instrument twist, which seems to be your ultimate goal. I get the wordplay—very cute, homonyms are. But you had to add the whole “she blew something” part right after all that unsubtle sexual innuendo? Never mind the whole it “made loud music” when she blew it part. :/ Alas, however—no big damn deal. “MAYBE IT WAS ALL A DREAM.” GOD. DON’T WE ALL HOPE SO? Yours truly, Girl who’s on to your fucked up shit, DC Dictionary. P.S. Judging by her very unconvincing pic, Kara doesn’t seem to like horns and all that you had her do with horns in this entry. Dictionary Jerks.

Dear DC Dictionary,

Your entry for “horn” is entirely confusing to me and has me reevaluating many of my preconceived notions, standard or dirty, of the word “horn.” First you give us a tub full of sexual subtext with the “horn almost pok[ing] Supergirl,” and the whole “hard, pointed thing growing” shit does not at all help with this perception.

But then you get to the “horn” as an instrument twist, which seems to be your ultimate goal. I get the wordplay—very cute, homonyms are. But you had to add the whole “she blew something” part right after all that unsubtle sexual innuendo? Never mind the whole it “made loud music” when she blew it part. :/

Alas, however—no big damn deal. “MAYBE IT WAS ALL A DREAM.”

GOD. DON’T WE ALL HOPE SO?

Yours truly,


Girl who’s on to your fucked up shit, DC Dictionary.

P.S. Judging by her very unconvincing pic, Kara doesn’t seem to like horns and all that you had her do with horns in this entry. Dictionary Jerks.

(Source: 4chanarchive.org, via svell)

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    I want what she’s on.
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