No Pants, Please.

Oi. I'm Jay.

I'm in league with Miri, my fellow Boots Crusader of the Polite, Civil, and Sweet Variety.

22. Absurdly silly person. Grad student in English, but has a BA in and passion for Latin, too, hence the Latin handle. :]

And this is where I snark and gush about comics. Or Michelle Dockery. Or other things that I randomly but unabashedly love.

But let me be straight with you.

I'm shamelessly, hopelessly, and incorrigibly infatuated with Rose Wilson... and, well, all those damn Wilsons, really. Needless to say, I'm always game for swooning over her badass self and talking about her nonstop.

I actually run FUCKYEAHROSEWILSON.TUMBLR.COM, so you might wanna check it out!






  • Classmate: Jay, are you drawing Batman on your class notes instead of listening to our ~thrilling~ lecture on abstract theories about teaching college writing composition again?
  • Me: Huh? No. That's not what I'm doing, Taylor. You've got the details ALL WRONG.
  • Classmate: Okay, lemme rephrase. Jay, are you drawing Batman on your proposal for conducting qualitative research on college 102 writing courses again? You know, the one that's 10 pages long and due very, very soon?
  • Me: Nope. That's not ~quite~ right.
  • Classmate: Okay, fine. What detail am I missing this time?
  • Me: I'm drawing ~Batman pretend-pouting as Alfred and Superman present him with birthday cookies~ on my shitty proposal for conducting qualitative research on college 102 courses. Yes, the one that's 10 pages long and due very, very soon.
  • Classmate: *snickering uncontrollably* Well aren't you a bright, shining star?
  • Me: Who will be some people's teacher next year. Poor, poor kids.
  • Classmate: *still cackling* Between the two of us, we'll have the most trolly and illustrative whiteboards ever to grace a college classroom. Also, Dr. C's giving us the stink-eye.
  • Me: Glare back. It's what Batman receiving cookies would do/is doing on my proposal. He'll FOLD.
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